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I am a Real Bitch Pet Tank Top

I am a Real Bitch Pet Tank Top

Color: Heather
Size
Regular price $29.99
Regular price $39.99 Sale price $29.99
Sale Sold out
Quantity

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐More than 35,000 Paws and the Pack Dog Tank Tops sold

  • Premium Shirt 100% Combed Cotton
  • USA Product Produced and Printed
  • FAST Delivery Under 5 Days Average

Product Description

Give your dog the attitude they already think they have.

Our funny dog tank tops are made for pups with big personalities, questionable manners, and absolutely no problem making their opinions known. Whether your dog is sarcastic, spoiled, dramatic, or just naturally hilarious, this lightweight pet shirt is made to turn everyday walks into a statement.

Designed using a soft, breathable cotton-rich fabric, this dog tank top has a comfortable rib-knit construction that helps it keep its shape while allowing your pup to move easily. Solid colors are made from 100% combed ringspun cotton, while heather colors contain a cotton-polyester blend. The fabric is medium weight at approximately 5 oz/yd², making it suitable for everyday wear, photos, walks, parties, gifts, or matching outfits with their favorite human.

Because your dog may not be able to talk, but their shirt certainly can.

Why you’ll love it

  • Soft and comfortable dog tank top
  • Funny and sarcastic designs made especially for pets
  • 100% combed ringspun cotton on solid colors
  • Cotton-polyester blend on heather colors
  • Stretchy 1x1 rib knit helps maintain the garment’s shape
  • Double-needle binding around the neck and armholes for a clean, durable finish
  • Direct-to-garment printing for a soft printed feel
  • Available in sizes M, L and XL
  • Perfect for dog walks, photos, birthdays, gifts and matching pet-owner outfits


These pet tank tops run small. If your dog has a broad or deep chest, we recommend choosing one size larger for a more comfortable fit.

Washing Instructions

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

Machine wash cold at a maximum of 30°C / 90°F. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not bleach, iron or dry clean.

Drying Instructions:

  1. Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
  2. Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
  3. Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

  • Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
  • Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
  • If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.

Shipping & Returns

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)
Free shipping on orders over $100.

Orders ship within 5-7 days. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing and you'll have it in 2-5 days.

Returns:
The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

We want you to love your Shirt. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us.

Here's the deal:

  • Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
  • Have 30 days from purchase to let us know
  • Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it
  • Email us at hello@pawsandthepack.com - we're actual humans who respond

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.

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